Greetings vapers, muppets, and vaping muppets. Welcome to my blog!
I didn’t really want to write a blog because I’m a very modest muppet, but as the most important person (muppet, whatEVER!) in the vaping community, and having received literally millions of requests from my fans and supporters to write a blog, and as one who is serious about her role in single-handledly saving billions of lives, I feel it is my duty to write a blog.
Ultimately, this blog will be about YOU, my friends!
But enough about you. I’ve been very busy lately, doing EVERYTHING! I have to do everything, which is unfortunate, but I have no choice because no one else in the world is doing anything, except me. Fuck off!
Some rumors have been going around lately by people who don’t know how to keep their mouths shut. I have been accused of stealing money, mismanaging Muppet Vapers Club (MVC), resigning from MVC, canceling MuppetFest, and all my board members quit because they have issues with stupid shit (like “morals,” “ethics,” “fear of legal action,” blah, blah, blah).
I am an open and transparent muppet, so I will address each and every question asked of me, even though I really don’t have time for this bullshit!!
I hope that clears things up. If you have any further questions, call me.
That’s all for now!
One more thing, how DARE you question MY ethics!
Okay, bye for now, then!
If you think you can do a better job than I can, you’re dreaming! This is all bullshit!
See you next time!
Fuck off, you ungrateful socksuckers!
P.S. It has come to my attention that I’ve been nominated to be the new president of National Vapers Club. I am not surprised. Duh. Anyway, has anybody ever heard of this organization?